Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Yes! Yesterday’s jam. That is what we are to them!… Actually, that doesn’t work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. Yes! Yesterday’s jam. That is what we are to them!… Actually, that doesn’t work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. Yeah, you need to turn it on… uh, the button turns it on

I hope it doesn’t sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years.

Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Yes! Yesterday’s jam. That is what we are to them!… Actually, that doesn’t work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. Yes! Yesterday’s jam. That is what we are to them!… Actually, that doesn’t work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. Yeah, you need to turn it on… uh, the button turns it on.